About Me

I think i should tell a little bit about myself. I like to swim and mess with sailors, mostly. I rule the water domain. My brothers are Zeus and Hades. That's pretty much me. Poseidon. Yes indeed. Okay. Bye now.

When Did I Get So Old?!?!

I am so old, that it's kind of scary. I lost count over a millenia ago. I helped create the Earth! How old is the Earth? I think it's like 45 and a half BILLION years old! That really scares me. Every time I start to think about it I have a panic attack. I have to take a deep breath, and say to myself, "Your not ugly like a lot of old people." Then, I go have a cup of hot chocolate, and watch the pokemon episode where the kid finds the pokemon. What was its name? Pukachi? No. Parachute? No. I think it was Tiramisu. Yes, that's it! Good, old Tiramisu. That was the one that could shoot lightning from its eyes, right? I think so. I still like pokemon. It makes me feel young, like when my dad ate me, and all of my brothers and sisters right after we were born, Good times, but I'm still way old!

Why Do Mortals Make Me So Angry?

Mortals make me so angry! Some of them are just too stupid to even lookk at. I seriously don't know how half of them get by in a normal life. Seriously, it takes some of them an hour to decide what they want to do once they get to the beach. Why don't you go in the water?!?! That might be fun! Some of themkill dolphins. That makes me so angry! When I hear that one of them was killed, i just start to pace around, then BOOM! Half of Japan has just been flooded. I don't mean to do it, but those dolphins are so cute, and some of them know tricks! How can the Mortals do such stupid things? It makes me so angry. I:(